Re-bo(w) to Jim
Dear Cunts,
It is with my utmost sympathies that this report comes fully loaded.
It all happened on Bad Friday, a day that shall be forever remembered as the day when one of the most loved figures of our time left us. An event, which many had forecast as something that would occur sooner rather than later, finally took place and, as forecast by the same people who had forecast its occurrence, it shocked one and all.
Jimbo, as he had affectionately been christened by Andrew, whose fist has been accused by many as being the father of the lost, lived a short but very memorable life. Rising from an unknown background, Jimbo has left an indelible mark in our hearts and in our minds.
Living an inconspicuous life, Jimbo suddenly shot to fame at the end of the British Council One Act Play Competition and turned into a star overnight. People whispered and pointed and he just hung around, always unconcerned and certainly never ashamed. Jimbo believed in living life by his own rules.
His closest neighbours were the Plums, as they had been affectionately christened by Archiman. Hairy Plum and Scary Plum were so close to Jimbo that many considered him to be a Plum himself. This was not surprising since they always hung out together, and sources indicate that Jimbo did not mind being called a Plum at all. However, what most people did not know was that Jimbo had initially been closer to Mr. Rodman, who also lived in the same neighbourhood. When contacted for comment, Mr. Rodman said, “I always thought he was such a nice boy and in this time of great loss all I can do is hang my head in shame.” On being asked what Jimbo’s best quality was, Mr. Rodman said, “I always admired the way in which he slipped in and out of tight situations.” Mr. Rodman did not wish to comment on the relationship that Jimbo shared with the Plums, and he just closed his eye and shook his head as he was pestered for further comment.
His origins have never been verified but rumours have always been rife that Andrew’s right fist and Tabish’s left fist brought him into this world. It might very well have been their fists that would have sent him away had he not been lost right now. The fists were not available for comment, as they had gone to a different city, probably trying to start new families. We just hope that the others can match the standards that Jimbo left for all the others to match.
On this serious note, I would like to end this tribute to a legend and by taking this opportunity to say that in these times of Cunts invading our lives, Jimbo was someone who would never go down without a fight and never go up unless one lay down on the floor and wrestled his dirty ass back into place. Jimbo might have left in body, but in spirit he shall live forever in our hearts.
p.s. I hope that those who had been in intimate with Jimbo and those who wanted to get intimate with him shall donate freely to the fund that has been set up in the wake of this tragedy. Details provided below.
All donations are to be made in cash or kind and the same should be handed over to
The Viennese,
Vien,
Calcutta.
The money collected shall be used to help Jimbo’s closest friends- the Plums and Mr. Rodman.
Please note: Physical assault of any kind is unacceptable as payment in kind.
It is with my utmost sympathies that this report comes fully loaded.
It all happened on Bad Friday, a day that shall be forever remembered as the day when one of the most loved figures of our time left us. An event, which many had forecast as something that would occur sooner rather than later, finally took place and, as forecast by the same people who had forecast its occurrence, it shocked one and all.
Jimbo, as he had affectionately been christened by Andrew, whose fist has been accused by many as being the father of the lost, lived a short but very memorable life. Rising from an unknown background, Jimbo has left an indelible mark in our hearts and in our minds.
Living an inconspicuous life, Jimbo suddenly shot to fame at the end of the British Council One Act Play Competition and turned into a star overnight. People whispered and pointed and he just hung around, always unconcerned and certainly never ashamed. Jimbo believed in living life by his own rules.
His closest neighbours were the Plums, as they had been affectionately christened by Archiman. Hairy Plum and Scary Plum were so close to Jimbo that many considered him to be a Plum himself. This was not surprising since they always hung out together, and sources indicate that Jimbo did not mind being called a Plum at all. However, what most people did not know was that Jimbo had initially been closer to Mr. Rodman, who also lived in the same neighbourhood. When contacted for comment, Mr. Rodman said, “I always thought he was such a nice boy and in this time of great loss all I can do is hang my head in shame.” On being asked what Jimbo’s best quality was, Mr. Rodman said, “I always admired the way in which he slipped in and out of tight situations.” Mr. Rodman did not wish to comment on the relationship that Jimbo shared with the Plums, and he just closed his eye and shook his head as he was pestered for further comment.
His origins have never been verified but rumours have always been rife that Andrew’s right fist and Tabish’s left fist brought him into this world. It might very well have been their fists that would have sent him away had he not been lost right now. The fists were not available for comment, as they had gone to a different city, probably trying to start new families. We just hope that the others can match the standards that Jimbo left for all the others to match.
On this serious note, I would like to end this tribute to a legend and by taking this opportunity to say that in these times of Cunts invading our lives, Jimbo was someone who would never go down without a fight and never go up unless one lay down on the floor and wrestled his dirty ass back into place. Jimbo might have left in body, but in spirit he shall live forever in our hearts.
p.s. I hope that those who had been in intimate with Jimbo and those who wanted to get intimate with him shall donate freely to the fund that has been set up in the wake of this tragedy. Details provided below.
All donations are to be made in cash or kind and the same should be handed over to
The Viennese,
Vien,
Calcutta.
The money collected shall be used to help Jimbo’s closest friends- the Plums and Mr. Rodman.
Please note: Physical assault of any kind is unacceptable as payment in kind.
posted by The Viennese at 6:29 AM
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