10 (,) Point Someone (?)
This is the configuration of the system. Like most systems, it ahem appears to be complete. It boasts of a CPU (complete with RAM, ROM and ALU), monitor, speakers et all. Lets see how the works work!
It remains to be seen whether this system is actually an experiment with truth or simply a bug. Like all experiments and bugs, this one is also programmed. It is programmed to Go Pedestal All. Hence its name, the GPA system.
One element which is perfect in the system is its RAM. The Randomly Accumulated Marks are in a sense faultless. This is only due to the superior nature of the system users and not through some merit of the system. Another feature of this apparently oh so perfect system is its ROM. The Read Only Marks feature is what makes this an oh so not perfect system. Another component of the CPU, the All Logic Useless component, in a sense epitomizes the system. The Randomly Accumulated Marks which can be Read Only and the All so Useless Logic culminate in the name of the program segment- Come Pedestal Ureself.
We have just discussed the various COMPonents of this very interesting system. Lets get down to the processing. The system was designed to save all, ends up pedestalling all and is actually a big void ma(i)n! In a sense, there are no windows to see how the program runs. Different versions have been tried over the years but we are still to click on a successful XPerience. Run system run. Bad command or file name? We’ll never know! Absolutely relative or relatively absolute? That’s our Structured Query Lingo. We don’t want to be the Oracle(s). What we’re saying is Very Basic. What has set the cat among the pigeons (read: mice) is that relativity has got the boot. A classic case of GIGO. Gorgeous In Garbage Out!
What the system basically needs is a good monitor. The Creativity of the speakers cannot be disputed. Its not that we desire to click start and shut down. We simply want to restart and give the system a good boot up. Get the point anyone?
P.S: Results of a certain department for a certain semester.
8 Unique undergraduates scored a ten.
55 Privileged people scored above nine.
101 Select students scored above eight.
P.P.S: As you read these words in print. Remember one teeny tiny thing.
Don’t Talk Please. . .
It remains to be seen whether this system is actually an experiment with truth or simply a bug. Like all experiments and bugs, this one is also programmed. It is programmed to Go Pedestal All. Hence its name, the GPA system.
One element which is perfect in the system is its RAM. The Randomly Accumulated Marks are in a sense faultless. This is only due to the superior nature of the system users and not through some merit of the system. Another feature of this apparently oh so perfect system is its ROM. The Read Only Marks feature is what makes this an oh so not perfect system. Another component of the CPU, the All Logic Useless component, in a sense epitomizes the system. The Randomly Accumulated Marks which can be Read Only and the All so Useless Logic culminate in the name of the program segment- Come Pedestal Ureself.
We have just discussed the various COMPonents of this very interesting system. Lets get down to the processing. The system was designed to save all, ends up pedestalling all and is actually a big void ma(i)n! In a sense, there are no windows to see how the program runs. Different versions have been tried over the years but we are still to click on a successful XPerience. Run system run. Bad command or file name? We’ll never know! Absolutely relative or relatively absolute? That’s our Structured Query Lingo. We don’t want to be the Oracle(s). What we’re saying is Very Basic. What has set the cat among the pigeons (read: mice) is that relativity has got the boot. A classic case of GIGO. Gorgeous In Garbage Out!
What the system basically needs is a good monitor. The Creativity of the speakers cannot be disputed. Its not that we desire to click start and shut down. We simply want to restart and give the system a good boot up. Get the point anyone?
P.S: Results of a certain department for a certain semester.
8 Unique undergraduates scored a ten.
55 Privileged people scored above nine.
101 Select students scored above eight.
P.P.S: As you read these words in print. Remember one teeny tiny thing.
Don’t Talk Please. . .
posted by The Viennese at 12:39 AM
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